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In breaking news, a late night tough guy, who spends his weekends “necking Stella and starting fights”, has sensationally been exposed as a “total pussy”. Martin Winston, from Peterborough, England, was outed

In a strange turn of events, Ibiza’s San Antonio nightclub Es Paradis is now offering free admission to all of the island’s ISIS members. According to Ibiza sources, Es Paradis are willing

Reports from Nottingham, England, indicate that a pair of real life Sesh Gremlins has been found living in a nightclub basements. BBC Wildlife expert, and sesh advocate, David Attenborough claims that the

According to the latest social media statistics, posting videos to make your friends jealous is now the number one reason for people to go traveling. Wunderground sources revealed that the more common

A DJ Booth in Dublin, Ireland, has reportedly suffered extensive damage after a local DJ “smashed it” on Saturday night. According to witnesses, Michael Stokes, a.k.a. DJ Mick, “absolutely smashed it” during

TV survival expert Bear Grylls has announced that he is to replace his trusted flint striker with a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 for an upcoming trip to the jungle. According to Grylls,

The truth about Dutch EDM Superstar Hardwell’s foul mouthed DJ Mag rant has today been revealed after his owners, Ultra Music, admitted it was their fault because they “fed him after midnight”.

The recently crowned king of the DJMag Top 100 DJs poll, Martin Garrix, has promised to master the art of beatmatching after being named as the world’s greatest DJ. Garrix beat off

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has vowed to sanction special “war on drugs green zones”, specifically for cocaine dealers, with one set to open within walking distance from The White House. Speaking