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Disgraced glam rock nonce Gary Glitter is said to be considering rereleasing his 1973 number one hit single I’m The Leader Of The Gang (I Am) after admitting that membership to his

American EDM cock helmet Steve Aoki has reportedly been refused entry to his own gig after security mistook him for a “killer clown”. The DJ was apparently “man handled” away from the

Russian fuhrer Vladimir Putin has claimed that he is planning the country’s biggest ever New Year’s celebrations and hopes to have Massive Attack as the headlining act. Putin is believed to be

A self diagnosed festival addict is currently wallowing in self pity and wondering what the fuck he’s going to do for the next six months. Michael Winston, who visited a mind blowing

In a shocking plot twist from the world of electronic music, Nigerian born DJ Nicole Moudaber has sensationally been revealed as Slash from Guns N’ Roses. The news broke early this morning

An English hipster has reportedly thrown a tantrum in his local pub after receiving a gin and tonic without any cucumber or black pepper. Barry Hargreaves, who goes by the name Baz

A man who is currently seeking employment is wondering whether or not he should put “wanking in the toilets” on his CV. Paul Murphy, from Dublin, Ireland, was recently told he should

An Irishman has claimed that his nose is two hundred brake horsepower after sniffing an entire gram of ketamine in one go. Ian Marshall made the claim at a recent house party

A leading Bible historian has confirmed that Moses was “almost certainly tripping balls” while talking to the burning bush at Mount Horeb. Martin Anderson, a professor at California’s Christian College, claims that