Disgraced glam rock nonce Gary Glitter is said to be considering rereleasing his 1973 number one hit single I’m The Leader Of The Gang (I Am) after admitting that membership to his gang is at an all time low.
Glitter, real name Paul Francis Gadd, was once the leader of one of Britain’s largest gangs but membership numbers have dwindled in recent years after the singer was exposed as a sexual predator.
Gang expert Danny Dyer spoke to Wunderground, “Gary fucking Glitter’s been a proper naughty boy, you know what I mean?” claimed Dyer. “I know a thing or two about gangs and I can tell you that this fella’s is a fucking joke, worst gang in the world.”
According to reports, Glitter’s membership numbers plummeted after he closed applications to people over the age of twelve.
“It was definitely a bad move by Glitter,” confirmed popular TV personality Phillip Schofield. “I used to be in his gang but I was advised to leave after Operation Yewtree was launched. He lost a lot of members back then, particularly older TV people with skeletons in their closets, Noel Edmonds hasn’t been the same since, he was one of Gaz’s top lads, now all he does is communicate with animals. The daft cunt.”
Wunderground sources can reveal that a recent recruitment drive in a Cambodian primary school was blocked by local authorities who claimed that the “only gang Glitter will be leading is chain gang”.