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A DJ, who cannot be named for legal reasons and just returned from an extremely lucrative stint on the paradise-esque island of Ibiza, has taken to Twitter today to complain about his

Outspoken electronic music producer Deadmau5 has recently claimed that he “fucking hates” his, soon to be released, eighth studio album and thinks it sounds terrible, Wunderground can now exclusively reveal that so

A four year old in Lincoln, Nebraska, has showed his political prowess by claiming that Donald Trump is a ”poo poo head”. Toddler Anthony Burgess made the claims while watching clips of

British police officers have successfully introduced a team of sniffer horses to their drug task force in a bid to control ketamine smuggling. The horses have already been responsible for a number

Sperm banks all over America have announced that they are paying three times their normal rate for DJ jizz, due to a huge demand for the viscous fluid. Annabelle Yackov, of the

A forward thinking student nightclub in Leeds, England, has announced that they are to open a “Berghain style fingering area”. Norman Fingleton, a promoter at Slut Nightclub, claims that a “finger banging

Tories all over the United Kingdom are believed to be wondering who they will blame drugs on once all of London’s nightclubs are gone. Unwilling to accept that miseducation and the criminalisation

According to reports, over twelve million Daft Punk fans have “shit their pant” in the last twenty four hours after the French house duo released a series of cryptic messages suggesting they

News emerging from Scotland this afternoon suggests that the nation’s alcoholics are now using liquid ketamine as a mixer for their drinks. The latest craze, known as “Jockeying”, is reportedly being encouraged

The world’s most prolific ghost producer, Chris Lorenzo, has announced that he is about to launch a brand new Hannah Wants tribute act. According to reports, Birmingham born Lorenzo is set to