Graham

It has been revealed that the popular children’s nursery rhyme stars Jack and Jill actually went up a hill to buy some crystal meth, not to fetch a pail of water as

A man in Shropshire, England, has drafted a significant to do list for the weekend, made up entirely of drugs. Kevin Byrne, who celebrates his twenty ninth birthday tomorrow, claims that there

The latest news coming from the depths of Africa has confirmed that the legendary character Tarzan is now the continent’s biggest jungle DJ. Tarzan, real name John Clayton, is said to be

The latest news from the clubbing industry suggests that clubs in Dublin, Ireland, are now a complete sausage fest. In what is being described as the “strangest crossover since Bruce Jenner decided

After shocking the world yesterday by revealing that he has never been in a Sandstorm, nineties dance powerhouse Darude has gone one better, or actually ten better, and given Wunderground exclusive access

An English ketamine addict has reportedly contacted his doctor and claimed that he is feeling a bit hoarse. Peter Mustang, who takes up to five grams of the horse tranquilizer every day,

A man who is still awake on a rollover from last night has sensationally claimed that if you haven’t slept it’s still yesterday. In an act of defiance against the Gregorian calendar

In the latest twist in the Pokémon Go story, it now appears that drug dealers all over the world are using the interactive app to meet potential new customers. According to reports,

DJ mag have today announced that they are to replace this year’s Top 100 DJs poll with a brand new DJ cock measuring competition. According to DJ Mag CEO, Mitch Carter, the