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According a study carried out by University College London’s sociology department, curled moustaches are now the best way to tell who’s a cunt. The study’s results show that a whopping ninety nine

American presidential candidate Donald Trump has announced plans to host a white supremacist rave, which will be called The White House, later this year. The White House will take place in Birmingham,

The world’s most recognisable doorman, and the President of Equal Rights for Bouncers, Sven Marquardt, has claimed that being a doorman opens all sorts of doors of opportunity. Marquardt, Berghain’s chief of

French cringe inducer DJ Tchami has revealed that his entire career is inspired by the hit Channel 4 comedy series Father Ted after playing The Specials’ track Ghost Town for an entire

Governments all over the world are warning their citizens to be extra vigilant after the number of global marijuana related deaths rose by over 100% to zero so far this year. This

An English teenager who was listening to Skrillex through headphones on a bus has reportedly turned his music up extra loud so everyone could tell how cool he is. Daniel Fraser, a

Festival drug testing stalls in Australia are a “great place to spot wimps”, according to one “hard as nails cunt”. The Australian Drug Law Reform Foundation have been lobbying to trial drug

A man who was out partying all weekend has reportedly broadcast his Monday morning mental breakdown using Facebook live. Thomas Buttler, a twenty eight year old electrician, is believed to have “lost