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A local Dj has revealed that an inspirational line of coke is the perfect motivation for any small gig. Andrew Barclay, a DJ who has achieved a small amount of local fame,

In a shocking development, the average worldwide age of DJs has been revealed as fourteen. The statistic, released earlier today by the American market research firm SIS International, confirmed that the vast

Angst ridden hipster teens all over the UK will have access to tattoos on the NHS as part of a new “anti-identity crises campaign”, known as Tattoos for Teens, which is set

A shocking statistic from the New York Times has revealed that all celebrities are now planning side careers as DJs. Celebrities have been steadily swapping their respective professions for a life behind

Canada’s number one giraffe look-a-like, Celine Dion, is set to perform a one off acoustic version of Darude’s timeless dance floor anthem Sandstorm during an unspecified show in The Colosseum at Caesar’s

Former Dutch trance DJ Ferry Corsten has reportedly been heard talking about his career as if it were still a thing. Witnesses in Rotterdam, where Corsten is now believed to be driving

A semi-ambitious DJ, who has yet to play outside of his bedroom but hopes to play a small local club someday, has revealed a foolproof plan which will see him stay true

A grandmother who recently developed a new found love of electronic music after taking ecstasy for the first time, has invested her life savings into setting up a Nu-Disco label. Betty Jones,

A notorious Sydney based serial killer has finally been arrested by the New South Wales Police Force after trying to drink a beer after 1:30 am. Marty Smith, known in the media