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A resourceful London drug dealer has apparently tripled his income after offering customers a free deep house DJ career with every bag of ketamine. Dealer Barry Nelson claimed that all he had

EDM is set to receive a lifetime achievement award at this year’s International Dance Music Awards, or the IDMA, after it was officially declared as the best thing for keeping twats away

An ancient manuscript, believed to have been written by the infamous sixteenth century prophet Nostradamus, was discovered in a concealed compartment in wine cellar in Paris’s Latin Quarter earlier today. While the

Scottish wet paper bag impersonator Calvin Harris has today been shockingly exposed as Take That’s Gary Barlow in disguise. Barlow, best known for his lack of banter and being the “slightly talented

Lithuanian negative vibe emitter Ten Walls has made the headlines for the wrong reasons again after revealing that he will stop using vinyl because it is black. Speaking from beneath a homemade

Reports from Nevada indicate that a change in law will allow Las Vegas based DJs to take money directly from their fans’ pockets. The news comes as little surprise, as the robbery

A study carried out on the different effects that cocaine has on people has revealed that fancying someone and receiving free cocaine have an almost identical influence on the human brain. The

South African DJ and producer Black Coffee has revealed the main reason he chose his alias was due to the fact that he is lactose intolerant. Black Coffee, real name Nkosinathi Maphumulo,

Dolphins have politely asked humans to fuck off after an idiot human reportedly drowned off the coast of Argentina when he forgot he couldn’t breathe underwater while posing for a selfie with

A man who plans on dancing crazily at the upcoming Secret Solstice Festival in Iceland, has revealed the motive behind his madness is to have someone record a viral video of him.