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The debate about public breastfeeding is set to continue today, after a man who was arrested for sucking his girlfriend’s tit in public defended his actions by claiming he was breastfeeding. Mark

English DJ and producer Mark Knight is set to sue satirical dance music publication Wunderground after pissing himself in Athens International Airport while reading their website. Knight is believed to be filing

A raver who was feeling “a little delicate” today after a full weekend’s partying has given himself third degree burns to his finger after trying to dunk a “disco biscuit” into a

An eight year old DJ from Dallas, Texas, has reportedly been forced to take cocaine by his father in an attempt to make him seem “more authentic”. Elementary school student Dimitri Harte

A recovering alcoholic from Belfast, Northern Ireland, is believed to be considering going back on the drink after discovering that real life is shit. Martin McKee, an unemployed carpenter, claims that he

America’s leading celebrity douche, Kanye West, has revealed that he is both physically and emotionally butt hurt after former lover Amber Rose made a damaging fingering allegation against the rap star. Rose,

A teenager in Hartford, Connecticiut, who has recently started to buy drugs has revealed that he gets more of a rush from buying them then he gets from actually taking them. Sixteen

An electronic music producer is set to spend the rest of the day sobbing after accidentally deleting his entire music library. Alex Draper was reportedly reduced to a “sniveling mess” after accidentally

A man who recently played the decks for six hours at a house party has claimed that he is now technically a session musician. According to witnesses, Alan Beardsley “saved the party”

A supposed deep house fan has come to the realisation that he doesn’t like deep house after going to a gig without bringing any ketamine. Simon Burke, a twenty three year old