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The mystery surrounding the origin of Berlin based electronic music producer Wankelmut’s name has been solved after the artist was allegedly arrested for wanking a dog late last night. According to witness

A man who recently washed his hands after using the bathroom in a nightclub has confirmed that he only did so because the toilet attendant was looking. Patrick Clinton, a twenty one

A man in Nottingham, England, has been left in a severe state of shock after discovering that his new girlfriend actually knows about techno. Trevor White admitted to being “absolutely flummoxed” after

A leading renaissance historian has claimed that Michelangelo’s masterpiece sculpture, David, portrays a man who was suffering from the dreaded affliction “Pill Willy”. Peter Lansbury, curator of London’s Royal History Museum, has

A girl who drunkenly kissed and added a random guy as a friend on Facebook at the weekend is believed to have instantly regretted her poor decision making. The incident occurred while

Britain’s foremost association for people with an IQ less than twenty, Britain First, have announced that they are set to hold a village wide protest against the number of stick men recently

A young American girl who documents every aspect of her life on Instagram has somehow managed to create a daily story that was longer than the day itself. The popular social media

A young Scottish student has miraculously sobered up after being told to “walk around the block” by a bouncer during a class out last night, it has emerged. Terence Donaldson, an English

Our lord and saviour, Jesus H. Christ, a.k.a God, has confirmed that David Guetta will be punished in the next life for his crimes against music and humanity. Speaking from the plush