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US presidential prospect Donald Trump has vowed to change his surname to Duck in an attempt to win the “stoner vote” in next year’s presidential election. 2016’s election will be the first

The University of Leeds have handed a petition, with over ten thousand names on it, to the Leeds City Council to have this September’s Mint Festival banned. According to sources within the

A study carried out by the Irish Parties Association, or IPA, has concluded that approximately fifty percent of all time at parties in Ireland is spent waiting on the off license to

Danish police have shut down, what they described as, the “world’s biggest underground rave”, which they discovered under the DJ and producer, Kölsch’s, hat late last night. Techno and and head gear

A man who fell asleep during a particularly boring DJ set in his local nightclub spent the time blissfully dreaming of tunes that didn’t bore him to sleep. Barry Muir, from Aberdeen,

An English man who was heavily sedated with ketamine has claimed that the modified horse tranquilizer he was snorting was shit, while talking to a tree. Peter Ormsby, a thirty year old

Canadian pop princess, Justin Bieber has announced that he is set to embark on his DJing career under the name B===D. Bieber, who has been receiving DJ lessons from Skrillex and Diplo

A man who took eight half pills on a recent night out has claimed that there’s still no way he’d take a full one. Matt James, a twenty two year old from

Jack Ü Teases Music’s most inside the box thinking duo, Jack Ü, have teased the possibility that they may be about to record a collaboration with the popular children’s TV characters Alvin

Calvin Harris has confirmed that he is set to headline Calvin Harris’s thoughts everyday for ever. The news will come as a shock to Taylor Swift, who up until now had considered