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A twenty four year old German student who spends his day playing World of Warcraft, wanking to Anime and leaving abusive comments on YouTube music videos has declared that he is now

News emerging from Oxford University’s Geography Department today suggests that K holes are now being considered a geological formation. The department’s Professor Alan Wilkes claimed that K holes are now so common

A dog’s bollix have been hotly tipped to take the coveted number one spot on this year’s eagerly awaited DJ Mag Top 100 DJs poll. The illustrious number one spot has been

A bedroom DJ from Northampton, England, is believed to planning a house move in order to ply his trade in bigger venues. Steven Smith, a full time bedroom DJ and part time

The cretinous dance floor chant “whooomph there it is” has been officially banned from all of the world’s nightclubs, it has been revealed. The phrase, first used by a member of Christopher

The Chuckle Brothers have reportedly been arrested after an intricate “to me to you” heroin distribution ring was infiltrated by undercover police officers. Brothers Barry And Paul Elliot have been on Scotland

Italian techno stalwart Marco Carola has announced ambitious plans to take a record breaking twenty four hour power nap before his next marathon DJ set. Carola, who recently played a twenty four

London based electronic music producer and world’s tallest DJ (™), Skream, is set to sleep before sundown for the first time ever at this year’s Secret Solstice festival in Reykjavik, Iceland, held

The electronic music industry was celebrating last night after it was officially declared that every song in recorded history now has a dance remix. The news was announced shortly after ten o’clock