Aphex Twin Uploads Recording Of Himself Snoring To Soundcloud

English electronic musician Aphex Twin has continued his recent trend of bulking up the material available to his fans on Soundcloud by uploading a twenty five minute recording of himself snoring.
The recording, the latest in a long list of tracks which Twin has made available free of charge, is entitled Snorse Code and has been described as “ground breaking material” by critics all over the globe.
“Without doubt Aphex Twin is one of the most talented and influential electronic musicians of his generation,” claimed commentator Norman Curry. “He’s constantly pushed the boundaries of the genre and his latest work is a truly mind blowing piece of producing. It’s definitely his Tubular Bells.”
“Twenty five minutes of pure, unadulterated, raw power,” continued Mr. Curry. “I’ve never heard anything like it before, and I work in an old folks home where snoring is pretty much the staple activity but it doesn’t even come anywhere close, it’s just a beautiful, beautiful piece of artistry.”
“It starts out with a mild rumble and then, at about five minutes in, he drops a really bass-heavy, full bodied power snore,” explained Curry with genuine enthusiasm. “It’s a proper ground shaker. I bet if you played it on something like a Void sound system it would probably register on the Richter Scale. I really feel like this is a seminal moment in the evolution of electronic music.”
“Just when you think it’s going to be nothing but snoring for the full twenty five minutes, which in no way would be a bad thing, he drops the most immaculately timed groans and farts,” swooned the blushing fan. “I don’t know how he does it from such an obviously deep sleep. Apparently he stayed awake for four days straight before recording just to make sure it worked out perfectly.”
According to sources close to Aphex Twin, Snorse Code is the first of a series of tracks made entirely out of the producers bodily functions that he will release on his Soundcloud page, with rumors emerging of tracks called Hurpee Burpee and Yes Sneeze said to be on the near horizon.