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Following an extremely successful DJing debut on Family Guy last weekend, Quahog’s Premier track selector, Peter Griffin, has been invited to play the headline slot at the Ministry of Sound, London, this

Scottish EDM superstar and lump of DJ-shaped, money-absorbent, manflesh, Calvin Harris, has agreed to play a one off free gig in New York’s Central Park, when pigs fly. Harris, who spends up

Prolific EDM producer and porno playing cards collector, Martin Garrix, has announced plans to release an autobiography later this year. Garrix (18) is planning on taking a short break from the music

The science community has been left in shock after a Brazilian man reportedly flew while taking mind-bending hallucinogenic drug LSD, commonly called acid. Ramone Ramirez, a surfer and enthusiastic drug-taker from Santa

Belgian house DJ and producer The Magician is set to cut his DJ fee in half in a bid to improve his stage show and secure more booking throughout 2016. Matt Harper,

A David Guetta fan from Melbourne, Australia, has recently spoke of his excitement to be “finally starting big school”. Chris Prince, pictured above, is said to be “slightly nervous, but very enthusiastic”

Veteran actor and shuffling enthusiast, Dick Van Dyke, has reportedly been offered a job as a dancer in Ibizan superclub Amnesia this summer. Van Dyke (89) is said to be very excited

A drug dealer from Mos Side, Manchester, has claimed that gateway drugs like, hash, weed, speed and mephadrone are “great for beginners”. Dealer Michael Byrne claims to have an extensive clientele which

Uniformity among EDM festivals took one step closer today after SFX Entertainment announced audacious plans to buy all EDM festivals in the North American region and install identical line ups in them