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Potential British Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn has confirmed that, should he be elected, he plans on softening the nation’s current stance on passing the Dutchie to the right-hand side. During a campaign

The musical genre of techno is set to be given a complete makeover on The Ellen Degeneres Show later this year. According to Degeneres, techno music is “too abrasive” for her to

New findings from NASA provide the strongest evidence yet that liquid water similar to that from our own planet flows intermittently on Danny Tenaglia’s head. Luke Piewalker of NASA said today that

It has been confirmed that the “Decks are for life, not just for Christmas” campaign has received some serious backing in recent weeks. Based on the campaign “A dog is for life,

Legendary Scottish DJ and party boy Jackmaster is set to star in the upcoming Trainspotting 2 movie, playing a local wreckhead DJ who loves the hedonistic lifestyle. Personally selected by movie director

A lad wearing fluorescent glasses at a rave has all but confirmed to everybody that he is a “bit of a knob”. Twenty three year old Ross Groves, of Wolverhampton, England, is

English language sources have confirmed that ”moby” is set to become a verb used for describing someone who is being a preachy pain in the ass. Susie Dent, lexicographer and Countdown’s second

A dog who has over one hundred thousand followers on Instagram has reportedly been signed to Spinnin’ Records. Toby the dog, a.k.a. Tobesto, has been labeled “the next Martin Garrix” by label

A man who was believed to be on ecstasy has reportedly had a five hour chat with a hand after a girl he was trying to chat up told him to “talk

A lad who attended his very first rave is believed to have told friends he “didn’t have a fucking clue” what was going on, but was “loving life” nonetheless. Twenty year old