A lad wearing fluorescent glasses at a rave has all but confirmed to everybody that he is a “bit of a knob”.
Twenty three year old Ross Groves, of Wolverhampton, England, is said to have “continually got in people’s faces”, whilst wearing his “irritatingly bright” shades, assuming it was the “funniest fucking joke ever” and everybody loved him for it.
“People thought I was the man,” he told us. “I bought this cheap, glow in the dark, pair of glasses on eBay and they went down a treat. Everyone on the dance floor couldn’t get enough of them. I even put them on upside and back to front for a bit and it seemed to make people laugh even more. I’m definitely taking them to Ibiza next summer, I think they made me the most likable person in the whole club.”
Wunderground spoke with Jessica Bing, who happened to be in the same rave as Ross, to ask what she thought of him and his glasses, “Fuck me that kid was a tool”, she confirmed. “He put them on, looked at me and pointed at them so, not to be rude, I gave a little smile to acknowledge his effort.”
“After that, he was relentless,” she continued. “Every five minutes he’d reappear, trying to impress us. He forced me to wear them for a bit as if it was a massive treat. After about four hours of the same glasses banter I’d had enough and went home annoyed. He not only ruined my night but the whole rave scene altogether. Such an attention seeking dickhead.”