Mikey

”Your nan’s 80th birthday drinks was well lit” claims your dad, while claiming that he’s sorry you missed it. “I’ll tell you something for nothing” promises dad, “she’s a great mover for eighty!

That dog that just arrived at the party isn’t actually a friend of yours and while he is reluctantly letting you pet him, he secretly thinks you are a bit weird, a

A recently-crowned 28 year old vegan has this morning taken the drastic step of completely deleting all traces of techno music from her battered 62 gigabyte Hello Kitty hard drive after

The not-so-popular lyricist and former Chancellor of Germany, Adolf Hitler, A.K.A The Führer, A.K.A The Dictator formerly known as “Bring The Holocaust” has been announced as the official MC at the Donald

We all know the top DJ’s in dance music are dripping in money, but that doesn’t mean they don’t sometimes take to popular auction sites to shift their prized possessions. Narcissism can

A Jamie Jones gig has been ruined for a twenty three year old man from Essex, and presumably for everybody else that attended, due to the lack of complete lack of phone

Current Number One artist in the UK according to the official top 40 chart, Mike Posner, is happy to confirm he is now on the pill. The twenty-eight year old singer from

DJing can be a lonely trade right? No, wrong num-nuts! DJ’s are awash with adoring fans and even the recently kneecapped of the world fall to their knees at the mere thought

The Weeknd can’t feel his face because he is absolutely fucking off it, a new report into the music industry has revealed. The Whoopi Goldberg lookalike, real name Abęl Makkonen Tesfaye, is