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Your girlfriend is going to bash your head in if you mention the words “Pioneer”, “Controller” or “Traktor” again, she has confirmed to Wunderground this evening. In our exclusive interview with the

An airport sniffer dog has suddenly become very interested in a man’s balls for some reason and nobody in the airport can quite figure out why. Max Judd, a 32 year old

You may have seen the extensive media coverage yesterday to promote Skream’s appearance at Eastern Electrics festival, with the most common picture circulating being the one below of Skream DJing in a rickshaw. But

That local absolute fucking legend who is basically good at everything especially promoting, and is bloody gorgeous as well, has today revealed he really pities you and the shit life that you

A man who has 4 cans of Heineken back in his fridge at home has invited a large percentage of the nightclub’s attendees back for a party, reassuring them that he has drinks

David Guetta this week reached out to his fans via twitter asking for some photoshop help but the results he got back may not be what he was expecting. Most likely sensing the

”Your nan’s 80th birthday drinks was well lit” claims your dad, while claiming that he’s sorry you missed it. “I’ll tell you something for nothing” promises dad, “she’s a great mover for eighty!

That dog that just arrived at the party isn’t actually a friend of yours and while he is reluctantly letting you pet him, he secretly thinks you are a bit weird, a

A recently-crowned 28 year old vegan has this morning taken the drastic step of completely deleting all traces of techno music from her battered 62 gigabyte Hello Kitty hard drive after