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That local absolute fucking legend who is basically good at everything especially promoting, and is bloody gorgeous as well, has today revealed he really pities you and the shit life that you

A man who has 4 cans of Heineken back in his fridge at home has invited a large percentage of the nightclub’s attendees back for a party, reassuring them that he has drinks

David Guetta this week reached out to his fans via twitter asking for some photoshop help but the results he got back may not be what he was expecting. Most likely sensing the

”Your nan’s 80th birthday drinks was well lit” claims your dad, while claiming that he’s sorry you missed it. “I’ll tell you something for nothing” promises dad, “she’s a great mover for eighty!

That dog that just arrived at the party isn’t actually a friend of yours and while he is reluctantly letting you pet him, he secretly thinks you are a bit weird, a

A recently-crowned 28 year old vegan has this morning taken the drastic step of completely deleting all traces of techno music from her battered 62 gigabyte Hello Kitty hard drive after

The not-so-popular lyricist and former Chancellor of Germany, Adolf Hitler, A.K.A The Führer, A.K.A The Dictator formerly known as “Bring The Holocaust” has been announced as the official MC at the Donald

We all know the top DJ’s in dance music are dripping in money, but that doesn’t mean they don’t sometimes take to popular auction sites to shift their prized possessions. Narcissism can

A Jamie Jones gig has been ruined for a twenty three year old man from Essex, and presumably for everybody else that attended, due to the lack of complete lack of phone