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The dance music community will be rejoicing today at the announcement that one of its trusted genres, “hardcore”, will take its place in the Royal House Music Hall of Fame. The news,

Bedroom DJ Karl Vernache has suffered a severe blow to his hopes of becoming a semi-famous reputable DJ by losing his collection of hipster fans after reaching five hundred followers on his

The National Health Service have today confirmed to us that the market leader in professional sound systems, FUNKTION-ONE & BUPA have come up with a new Scheme to provide sound into all

In a recent study conducted by The Institute for the Preservation of Integrity in Sound and Science (iPISS) researchers have concluded that nearly every self-proclaimed fan of Deep House cannot identify Deep

Conrad Hilton, the younger, spottier, equally spoiled brother of “Self Proclaimed Superstar DJ” Paris, made headlines yesterday after claiming that his recent aggressive behaviour aboard a BA Flight was a result of

Negativity surrounding the usage of popular psychedelic drug ketamine has been dismissed this week after pro-ketamine pressure group SPANK (Society for Prevention of Aggression and Negativity to Ketheads) issued a statement defending

The clubbing community reacted with shock today as the ripples created by recent revelations surrounding sub-pop music genre ‘EDM’ were felt across the world. The news that EDM has in fact been

The matter-of-fact lyrics to the latest rap sensation were written by the celebrity chef turned international cocaine ambassador, it has emerged. Filming of the video also took place in a kitchen owned

The guy lining your eardrum with hot spit while you’re trying to enjoy yourself is bound by a strange compulsion he’s also unable to explain. Matt French, who has a creeping sense