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Hollywood executives have optioned the life story of candyfloss house producer and children’s entertainer ‘Deadmau5’. The film will tell the story of the producer’s struggle to gain acceptance from the musical community

Labyrinthine sexual harassment theme park ‘Fabric’ has been sold to dystopian beer merchant J.D. Wetherspoon, who say they see “massive potential” in the club. Regular Fabric raver Hannah Yates, who’s been using

Renowned filth merchants and all round general dirt-cups, Tiga and Prince, are set to team up on a song which may become known as the most sexually explicit of all time. The

Middle-aged employers across Britain are convinced all the music on Radio One is dubstep. Senior manager Chris Stone, who calls you mate, said: “Heard the new record by that Dr. Green? My

Renowned funk midget and reformed Corrie crackhead, Craig Charles, has declared his intention to smoke piss-curdling quantities of hallucinogenic drug-from-hell PCP during this year’s series of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out

Scientists from the Deft Ridge Institute of Modern Medicine have confirmed today that they have finally found a cure for liking Hardwell. Head of the research team, Professor Donald Rumpp, confirmed the

Some proficient German percussion from Ben Klock and Marcel Dettmann courtesy of Technasia as we edge ever closer to the weekend!                         

Beautiful track from Orbital’s self titled album released in 1991. This was a tune way ahead of it’s time and most importantly the backing track to countless post party sunrises. Download yourself a copy here.

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Big track from Alex Niggemann for today’s Track Of The Day. This one’s out on his own Poker Flat Recordings and available to purchase here from Beatport.