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The clubbing community reacted with shock today as the ripples created by recent revelations surrounding sub-pop music genre ‘EDM’ were felt across the world. The news that EDM has in fact been

The matter-of-fact lyrics to the latest rap sensation were written by the celebrity chef turned international cocaine ambassador, it has emerged. Filming of the video also took place in a kitchen owned

The guy lining your eardrum with hot spit while you’re trying to enjoy yourself is bound by a strange compulsion he’s also unable to explain. Matt French, who has a creeping sense

Hollywood executives have optioned the life story of candyfloss house producer and children’s entertainer ‘Deadmau5’. The film will tell the story of the producer’s struggle to gain acceptance from the musical community

Labyrinthine sexual harassment theme park ‘Fabric’ has been sold to dystopian beer merchant J.D. Wetherspoon, who say they see “massive potential” in the club. Regular Fabric raver Hannah Yates, who’s been using

Renowned filth merchants and all round general dirt-cups, Tiga and Prince, are set to team up on a song which may become known as the most sexually explicit of all time. The

Middle-aged employers across Britain are convinced all the music on Radio One is dubstep. Senior manager Chris Stone, who calls you mate, said: “Heard the new record by that Dr. Green? My

Renowned funk midget and reformed Corrie crackhead, Craig Charles, has declared his intention to smoke piss-curdling quantities of hallucinogenic drug-from-hell PCP during this year’s series of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out

Scientists from the Deft Ridge Institute of Modern Medicine have confirmed today that they have finally found a cure for liking Hardwell. Head of the research team, Professor Donald Rumpp, confirmed the

Some proficient German percussion from Ben Klock and Marcel Dettmann courtesy of Technasia as we edge ever closer to the weekend!