Nathon Woodhead

Movie giants, Warner Brothers, have confirmed both Morgan Freeman and Samuel L Jackson are in the running to star as Carl Cox in the Hollywood blockbuster, Oh Yes Oh Yes, which is

A girl who spent three hours bragging to work colleagues about how much alcohol she consumed over the weekend is said to have left them “seriously unimpressed”. Twenty three year old, Louise

A damning statistic provided by the Universal Dance Music Foundation (UDMF) has confirmed that ninety nine percent of ravers are under the impression Carl Cox has “retired” from the industry, causing mass

An outspoken, overbearing Vegan has decided to change her Christian name to “Vegan”, claiming it will save her “serious” amounts of time on introductions in the future. Formerly known as “Claire”, thirty

A lad claiming to have shagged over five hundred girls has been proven to be somewhat of an exaggerator, following an altercation in a local pub. Twenty five year old, self-proclaimed “ladies

It has been revealed that no less than ninety nine per cent of women who attended the Circo Loco closing party at DC10, Ibiza, were seen wearing chokers, claiming it is this

A man who was so desperate to watch an entire Josh Wink set that he pissed his pants in the middle of the dance floor has firmly defended his actions, claiming he