Nathon Woodhead

A girl has been overheard criticising Bindi’s, accusing them of being a “cringy fad”, despite having a fake septum piercing in her nose. Twenty three year old Shakila Onwar, from London, England,

An independent study conducted by the UK Cocaine Foundation (UKCF) has revealed that more coke has been sniffed at weddings than at any other type of event over the past twelve months.

A girl has officially “cancelled” her birthday and brandished her friends as a “fucking disgrace”, after they failed to post a photo montage on social media. Twenty three year old admin assistant

An extremely paranoid house music fan who was spotted posing for a photo with his favourite musician, MK, is believed to have asked to see the legendary DJ’s hands before uploading the

A lad who rolled up his shirt sleeve revealing his latest tattoo is believed to have been “fucking desperate” for somebody to start a conversation with him about his “ink”, as he

A young couple who claimed their relationship would “go the distance” back home after getting together in Magaluf, are believed to on the verge of breaking up, having realised they actually hate