Doing Drugs At Home Is “Grim” Claims Girl Happy To Get On It In Pub
A girl has fallen out with her boyfriend, referring to him as “grim” and a “loser”, after learning that he and his friends used the flat they live in together for a
Lad Removing Vest Claiming To Be “Too Hot” Secretly Desperate For Body Compliments
A twenty seven year old man who removed his top at a rave claiming to be “too hot” is believed to have been secretly fishing for body compliments from females, in a
Girls Seeking A “Chilled First Night” In Ibiza Seen Leaving Amnesia At 8am
It has been revealed that a group of girls who claimed they were excited to have a “chilled first night” on their week long Ibiza trip, were seen leaving Amnesia at eight
Man Kicked Out Of Nightclub After Asking Staff For Wifi Code
A man has been kicked out of a nightclub by security after asking numerous members of staff for the free wifi code, claiming he was within his “rights as a consumer” to
Girl Into Polka Dots, Tea And Cats Definitely One To Avoid
A twenty seven year old man who spent his Sunday afternoon searching for local women on Tinder, is said to be “utterly convinced” that swiping left on a girl wearing polka dots
Man Reaches Legendary Status At Wedding After Rugby Tackling Girlfriend During Bouquet Throw
Thirty four year old Kevin Jones, from Wigan, England, has reached “legendary” status with a select group of wedding guests after rugby tackling his girlfriend during the bouquet throw. The six foot
For Every Piece Of Vinyl Sold By Sainsbury’s A Hipster Loses His Beard
Following the news that supermarket giants Sainsbury’s are to stock vinyl in their music department; secret experiments have been conducted by a team of scientists to find out what type of affect
Beats By Dre Owners Are Worst Victims Of Advertising, Study Reveals
A recent study has revealed that owners of Beats by Dre are the UK’s worst victims of advertising; showing that consumers spend one hundred and fifty times more than the “basic” headphones
Grown Man Wearing Lynx Deodorant Definitely Single
A grown man wearing Lynx deodorant has confirmed what everybody suspected about him, he is single and has been for a very long time. Thirty eight year old Trevor Davis, from Surrey,
Ibiza Council To Close Airport Following Breach Of Sound Restrictions By Boeing 737
Senior members from the Ibiza Council have confirmed they are to close the island’s airport following a constant breach of sound restrictions, describing the MD of Airport Operations, Carlos Herrera, as a