Nathon Woodhead

A clairvoyant residing in Berlin has predicted Richie Hawtin will return to earth as a bottle of Japanese beer in his next life. Twenty nine year old Angelica Porto-De Souza, who is

It has been revealed that Smokey, a nine year old cat living in Basingstoke, has confirmed he will be dressing up as a “slutty teenage girl” this Halloween in an attempt to

A Halloween storm has hit the UK with infamous DJ Hannah Wants accused of witchcraft and having “ghosts” work relentlessly hard under her command. Thirty year old Wants, who recently had a

A study conducted by the resident DJ Association (RDJA) has confirmed that all ninety two million of their members have dropped Thriller, by Michael Jackson, at some point over the weekend or

A local drug dealer has been overheard telling a customer that the pills he is selling are the “strongest he’s ever had”, despite the fact he hasn’t touched one in over five

An interior designer commissioned with the task of changing the inside of Space, Ibiza, to suit a new EDM crowd ahead of next summer, has hit a hurdle on his first day

It has been confirmed that techno heavyweight, Ricardo Villalobos, has been mistaken for an extra in The Walking Dead, after perfecting the “zombie look”. The Chilean DJ, who is famous for being

A girl who keeps a small spoon on her necklace, commonly known as a “ket-spoon” amongst the modern day ket-abusing raver, has found herself in hot water with her parents, after they

Urgent talks have been held between Ronald McDonald and the owners of Circo Loco following the recent ‘Killer Clown Craze’, which has been described as “extremely damaging” to both parties. The recent

Ibiza party town Playa d’en Bossa is to be unveiled as the “EDM Capital of Europe” in 2017, with David Guetta and Hardwell both included on the board of council members following