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Dental records pulled from the preserved remains of a Stone Age man in Germany have concluded that he was most likely grinding his teeth on pills. The study, released by the Indiana

A man who is in receipt of a weekly dole pittance is still somehow able to afford weed, it has emerged. Despite having to make ends meet on the meagre allowance that

A support DJ was treated for shock last night after being paid in actual money, it has emerged. Reports claim that 23-year-old snapback clad, Beatport spinner Justin Breams, collapsed soon after leaving

Financial experts around the world have today advised cost conscious clubbers around the world to “just get as pissed as you can before going to the club”. “In the current economic climate

The smoking area of nightclubs has emerged as one of the top places for lonely hearts to meet people who’ll also eventually die of a smoking related illness. “I’ve just wanted to

An unusual new dance craze has apparently taken hold of nightclubs across the world involving young people just standing around taking photos. The craze, known as ‘being an Instagramming twit’, is routinely

Despotic cheese addict, Kim Jong-Un, is set to headline every stage at the inaugural Tomorrowland North Korea, set to take place next month. The obese tyrant, who in recent weeks shot a

A young clubber, who last Monday morning suffered chest pains resulting from a mild, cocaine-induced heart attack, has been labelled a lightweight by his close friends. David Ulton, 29-year-old experienced clubber and

A shot girl working in the West End strip in Ibiza was admitted to the care of mental health professionals today after it emerged that she has become unable to have a

A young clubber, excited by his imminent holiday to Ibiza, is working at 24% effort in his job. 26-year-old data entry clerk, laptop DJ and shuffler, Adam Best, has reportedly been getting