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Popular app, How Old, which attempts to use facial recognition software to guess a person’s age, has reportedly crashed after attempting to guess the age of EDM superstar Tiësto. Reports from Microsoft,

A dance music fan began acting erratically today when he was unable to think of any synonyms for the word “belter” when describing tracks. The dance music fan and blogger, 27-year-old Alex

There was widespread shock and disbelief today as a young clubber was seen to purchase an ecstasy pill that actually contained some MDMA. Kevin Young claimed that he bought five pills outside

Trying to spot teenagers out and about on the streets, kicking footballs against garage doors or spitting on park benches, is entirely fruitless as they now only exist online. The entire teenaged

Following the news this week that hipster beards contain massive amounts of fecal matter, it has emerged that the opposite is true and that toilets are awash with beard molecules. “It’s disgusting

Electronic music trio Apollonia are set to fly the flag for gay marriage by tying the knot live onstage in Dublin this Friday night at Abstract presents Wunderground’s 2nd Birthday Bash. The

A young hipster has accidentally scalped himself after the tail from his regrettable man-bun haircut became caught in a rotating ceiling fan – causing his scalp to be ripped clean off. Witnesses

That barefooted guy in the luminous pants, bandana and face paint doing an interpretive dance in the middle of the festival isn’t in some kind of pseudo-religious drugged trance but is actually just dancing

Renowned DJ and producer Jamie xx has opened up about how people constantly think he’s coming on to them when he signs off emails and texts. “It’s been happening basically every time

A 25-year-old Londoner has reportedly discovered the most effective, yet costly, way to avoid working on a hangover – faking your own death. On Monday Mark Bishop, from Stoke Newington, attempted to