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A drunken tramp has become the toast of London Fashion Week after being confused with a tattooed and bearded hipster model by fashionistas. “At first, when I saw the bottle of White

A lifelong dance music fan from Dublin has reportedly “cringed himself inside out” after watching Hollywood’s treatment of the scene he loves in Zac Efron’s DJ movie, We Are You Friends. Witnesses

Despite routinely hating on foreigners and actively posting xenophobic remarks under entirely unrelated Youtube videos, it was today observed that committed racist and xenophobe, Nathan Burgess, is still kind of okay with

There was shock across the world of festival fashion today as a young woman managed to have a good time at a music festival despite not having a bindi stuck to her

A scrupulous young ecstasy dealer has appalled the local clubbing community by magically doubling the price of his pills when they are bought within the confines of a nightclub. Andrew Harris, a

The pig at the centre of the Piggate scandal, involving David Cameron allegedly placing his penis into the pig’s mouth, has today spoken of his shame and humiliation at “being associated with

Following revelations that British Prime Minister David Cameron allegedly placed his penis into the open mouth of a dead pig, Boris Johnson’s fat mouth has insisted that “isn’t the most vile place

Police have today finally arrested a conman who has had a twenty year career exploiting stupid people by charging them upwards of €100,000 per night to be “basically a human iPod”. The

A source who spent the last few years working as a promoter for popular DJ set video-feed, Boiler Room TV, has made the startling claim that the audiences featured on the show