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A Miami police officer has been suspended today after he was caught confiscating drugs for his own personal use – a fact which only came to light after he confused ecstasy with

An up and coming DJ, keen to assert his oldskool credibility, has claimed to friends that he once owned a copy of New Order’s Blue Monday on vinyl when in fact he

A hungover girl woke up this morning to find herself married to DJ Laidback Luke after using a new dating app which connects people through a shared interest in dance music. The

World famous drug brand, ecstasy, has today fought off stiff competition to be named the official sponsor of dance music at a prestigious dance music event in Miami. Also in the running

Prematurely grey TV drone, Phillip Schofield, is set to take a gritty look at the world of crack abuse by smoking the drug live on TV. Schofield, who has a long history

Former child star and now cautionary tale, Lindsay Lohan, has reportedly started wearing festival wristbands on her ankle through “force of habit”. The ofttimes arrested hellraiser reportedly began the quirky practice of

A report published today by the Drug Enforcement Agency has claimed that almost all of the world’s CD cases are now only being used for snorting drugs. According to the report, a

A techno-loving astronaut has been left bitterly disappointed on his first trip into orbit to discover that there is actually no terrace in space. Captain Willard Graham, a Detroit native with a

A raver in the United States has had his hands horrifically severed after lifting them for the drop only to have them clash with a passing drone. Damon Byron, a 19-year-old self

Reports across the country have today claimed that the entire country is set to try ecstasy in the next few months as top manufacturers of the drug are set to roll out a