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The quality of ecstasy tablets can be easily determined without the aid of special testing equipment merely by observing their chunkiness, claim the nation’s clubbers. “You don’t really need anything other than

Friendships are entirely based on sharing a mutual interest in music and drugs, claimed a report. Claiming that there is no deeper, underlying affection among groups of people other than listening to

Leeds based DJ, Hot Since 82, has reportedly been forced to cancel a set scheduled to take place tonight after becoming trapped in a tight fitting t-shirt. The t-shirt, which was presented

The number of young people claiming to be deep house DJs has tapered off in the last couple of months as the drought of good quality ketamine continues. “This time last year,

In a move that is sure to be welcomed by everyone who is not a fashion fad jumping moron, the government have today announced a cull of men with that stupid top

A young man has today confirmed that “dignity is not that important” ahead of smoking the uniquely psychotropic plant salvia for the first time. “I’ve seen some of the videos online of

A study carried out by garment giant Fruit of the Loom has revealed that wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the logo of influential 70s punk rockers, The Ramones, is solely carried out

Compiling and releasing music in the long play album format is supposedly dead, according to a prominent producer struggling to finish his own album. 24-year-old producer Adam Blake who records under the

A young father is reportedly struggling to keep a straight face while having the drug talk with his teenaged son. Describing himself as a hypocrite and lifelong pot smoker, Steven Malcolm, claims

EDM wunderkid, Martin Garrix, has today been forced to cancel a series of shows following the sad and untimely death of his pet Tamagotchi. Garrix, who burst onto the EDM scene in