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A recently released EDM track has been removed from the airwaves after being repeatedly mistaken for a “really long fart”. The track, by Australian EDM duo Baby Eaters, has been simultaneously described

Thanks to selfie sticks being the number one Christmas gift for vain, self absorbed cretins it is now 10 times easier for people to tell who is a dickhead. “Before selfie sticks

Using the expression “a big fuck off” as a unit of measurement has been officially recognised by the International Organisation of Measuring Tapes, it has emerged. Calling the agreement “a big fuck

Reports circulating today indicate that punk electronica legends, The Prodigy, have accidentally released an old track thinking it’s their new single. The track, Nasty, was rumoured to have been first created using

A young man was reportedly kicked out of a London nightclub last weekend after brazenly not facing the DJ. “Put simply the young man in question was ejected from the club after

The 1999 eurodance nonsensical mega hit Blue (Da Ba Dee) by seminal outfit Eiffel 65 has this week been rightly voted the greatest song of all time. Pipping such hits as Donna

A techno snob, who says that he listened to Detroit legend Derrick May “before he could even walk” and refuses to listen to other genres of dance music he considers “frilly and

Las Vegas arse blister of a nightclub XS has reportedly splashed out a whopping $10 million dollars on an unnecessary new load of gizmos to turn their venue into a glitzy millionaire’s

Tibetan Buddhism spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, is set to surprise audiences at this weekend’s Glastonbury festival with what sources have claimed will be a “four hour set of stomping deep house”.

The world of dance music was bereft today after it emerged that EDM golden couple David Guetta and his hair are to split after his hair filed for divorce this week. Sources