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EDM mousehead wearer, Twitter sensation and one-man controversy train, Joel Zimmerman, has today revealed that he will be retiring his famous Deadmau5 “character” and distancing himself from the highly outspoken persona. In

EDM supremo Calvin Harris is set to go under the knife in a bid to finally remove the massive stick from his arse. The stick, which was placed in the rectal cavity

The concept of measuring time was rewritten over the weekend as a group of friends on a work night out abandoned traditional units of hours and minutes in favour of judging how

People who proclaim themselves to be part of the millions strong psytrance family are actually not even related, a study has shown. The study claims that anyone who claims to be part

Shrill, anti-theist professor of unnecessary controversy, Richard Dawkins, has reportedly renounced his atheist beliefs after apparently finding existence of a higher power during a recent DMT trip. Reportedly telling friends and confidantes

Melty-faced Christmas ghost, Andrew Lloyd Webber, today opened the misshapen hole on the front of his skull to announce that he would be writing a new musical based around Irvine Welsh’s scag

A young DJ’s career has been tragically cut short after he accidentally smiled during a moody promo shoot. Alan Jackson, a techno DJ from Birmingham but based out of Berlin, was reportedly

In a desperate bid to alter his image and jump from the flailing ship that is EDM and onto the next big thing deep house, Steve Aoki has reportedly been spending the

Celebrity chef, TV bad boy and Spitting Image dummy-faced anger-monkey Gordon Ramsey’s new London restaurant has received a closure order after complaints from customers that they were served brownies spiked with cannabis.

US trap star Diplo has reportedly gone into hiding after being caught wanking over a pencil drawing of Jack U band mate Skrillex. The drawing, believed to have been done by Diplo