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A scientific study published by the prestigious journal Nature this week has concluded that the protective layer of atmospheric ozone is now almost entirely made up of nitrous oxide. The report claims that,

A young student from London captured the hearts and minds of the internet yesterday when it was discovered that he goes out of his way to only ever listen to music “that

Two young students who participated in an impromptu dance off during a local student night are reported to have passed away peacefully this morning after suffering acute embarrassment following the incident. The young

It has emerged today that should Scotland achieve independence in the upcoming referendum the government will abandon the British pound and select popular tonic wine Buckfast as a replacement currency. The move

A young woman, reportedly on a “fitness buzz” after a heavy summer of toxifying her liver in fields and on beaches, is having her seventh cheat day of the week. The cheat

It has been officially declared that the popular pastime drunk cycling is to be added to the official Olympic roster of sports. “Well cycling while drunk, while also being easily the most

In the wake of media coverage both in the U.K. and the U.S about the availability of drug testing facilities at music festivals, hundreds of enthusiastic people have emailed a host of top

Deadmau5’s dedicated fan base of teenagers, nerds and people who “quite liked his first album” are reportedly still incorrectly pronouncing his stage name as Dead Mouth Five rather than dead mouse. The

A young British man, David Barnes, who reportedly has the personality of a damp sponge in a bucket of warm piss, is today trying to hide his lack of a personality by

Reports from Ibiza have claimed that French lawsuit impressario, some-time DJ and hair grower, David Guetta accidentally fell asleep live on stage after suggestions that he “became bored with his own music”.