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A man who actually told the truth on his online dating profile and admitted that his main hobbies involved drinking, taking drugs and clubbing has been hailed as a hero for his

A pretentious music fan has today released a statement indicating that when he talks authoritatively and incessantly about the best music he doesn’t mean to sound like a pretentious know-it-all, but if

The new model Sennheiser Momentum ZX100 headphones are reputedly “so good you actually can’t even hear yourself think” according to online reviews. DJ favourite, Sennheiser, have been making high quality audio products

A recent study has shown that complete abstinence from drugs and alcohol could potentially add years of dull weekends to your life. The study claims that most people who aren’t regular drug

Middle Eastern terror suspects have today issued a fatwa against “decadent Western hipsters for stealing [their] long beard idea”. The suspected terrorists, who claim that the cultural reappropriation of the “thick and

Reports in America suggest that a young LA producer has made a track he describes as “electro-trap-step” which he claims features the groundbreaking inclusion of a “drop”. With everyone who’s heard the

A GQ magazine survey has today concluded that the sexiest and most desirable feature in men is being in possession of cocaine. “Tans, buff chests and ‘ceps in revealing wife beaters all

Fitness trends like Crossfit, TRX and eating healthily are devastating drug culture among age groups that were formerly bastions of clubbing abandon – young men and women between 18 – 35. “Nowadays