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Doctors have today admitted that they have been wrong about crystal meth this whole time and that the powerful narcotic is actually amazingly beneficial for health and well being. “It increases concentration

A dance music fan has undergone dramatic surgery so that he can look like his all time dance music hero – a Technics 1200 turntable. 27 year old Brian Simmons from California

A 40 year old hipster was today given the frank and devastating news that wearing age inappropriate skinny jeans has “absolutely no effect on slowing the ageing process”. Ben Grant, a graphic

An out of touch dad of people is reportedly so “totes not on the ball” that he is still mistakenly calling dance music “rave” despite the term falling out of common usage

A young college freshman, Keith White, has confessed his excitement to Wunderground regarding the possibility of lying about every aspect of his entire personality. Conducting what he has described as a “whole

A lazy and hungover student who attempted to pick up a glass of “hangover nursing cider” using his feet instead of his hands has said that “he immediately” regretted his “silly laziness”

After years of speculation, red herrings and misdirection the identities of world famous French electro duo, Daft Punk, have been finally revealed as Masterchef double act Gregg Wallace and John Torode. The

The First Mover, Jehovah, the Creator or God hit back today at long festering allegations that he/she/it, the immortal being responsible for creating the universe, was actually a DJ. “I created the

It has today been announced that MDMA is to headline every festival in the world this summer. The popular rave drug, which has been headlining music festivals of all shapes and sizes