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Computer-voiced brain in a wheelchair, Stephen Hawking, the smartest man on Earth and Mars™, is set to sue electronic disco group Daft Punk for copyright infringement claiming that unauthorised samples of his

Police nationwide have issued a warning claiming that the current hipster beard craze that is taking over the faces of young men everywhere is making it increasingly hard for people to spot

Reports coming from Club Vanguard in Seoul South Korea indicate that the same dickhead who took umbrage to underground legend Nick Warren playing a non-commercial DJ set and had the DJ removed

A young woman who has recently come out of a relationship with her boyfriend of six months is set to change her Facebook profile picture from one featuring herself and her boyfriend

Scientists in America have successfully isolated the gene believed to be responsible for people finding enjoyment in the current brand of US EDM, or electro house as it’s known everywhere else, and

A young man is lucky to be alive today after having his life saved last night by a quick thinking DJ who performed an emergency tracheotomy on the man as he was

Happy Monday’s dancer, maraca shaker and drug dealer Bez has reportedly developed a new brand of gurn proof ecstasy. Bez says that the new drug works just like normal ecstasy only, while

US EDM star Steve Aoki has spectacularly admitted that he has sex with cakes. The performer admitted in an interview with USA magazine Baked & Delicious that he’d been sexually aroused by

UK pub chain Wetherspoons, popularly known as a “bit of a kip but cheap” with a reputation for serving cheaply priced drinks, has begun serving actual piss to customers. Health officials who

A whistle blower former employee of Coachella festival today made the startling claim that in all the videos and photos taken at the California festival “huge swathes of the audience were photoshopped