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American rap mogul Diddy has reportedly started an intensive schedule of jaw workouts ahead of this summer’s Ibiza party season. Diddy, a.k.a Puff Daddy, a.k.a. Puffy, a.k.a. P Diddy, a.k.a. Sean Combs,

A pool party in Ibiza’s Ocean Beach Hotel was shut down yesterday after a dangerous level of piss was detected in the hotel’s swimming pool. The discovery was made after a number

A young British holidaymaker has today been dramatically hospitalised and put on emergency dialysis after he sold his kidney to pay for a week in the ever more expensive party island of

Some of Ibiza’s top clubs have begun to introduce a dress code for male partiers that will now make it mandatory for clubbers to wear wife beaters when inside the clubs – where

The once exclusive hedonistic dance music mecca Ibiza has now become nothing more than a backdrop for the soap opera of the world to play out in red top newspapers. Following on

The British Association of Doctors, or BAD, has today issued a warning to the English public about a possible outbreak of Ibizan flu in the Greater London area. The Ibizan flu is

An Ibizan bar worker has today revealed that he uses foam parties as a thrifty way of saving money on his laundry bills. Matt Mills, who has been living on the white

An underwater air bubble containing a rogue deep house bass line is wreaking havoc all along the Balearic coast and has so far claimed the lives of nine dolphins. The bodies of

Ibiza’s notorious Ket Cove is to be renamed Balloon Bay after a major ketamine shortage has left the island in a severely unwobbled state. The cove, which is situated within walking distance

San Antonio’s West End was the scene of a remarkable world record setting last night as PR worker, Steven Heally, asked holiday makers “where you headed tonight?” an unbelievable five thousand one