Entrance Fee To Calvin Harris Show Higher For Men Than Women – But Everyone Pays With Their Soul


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Earlier this week Las Vegas’s trendy Omnia Nightclub was exposed for charging men up to 150% more than women for entrance to an upcoming Calvin Harris show. However, according to Wunderground sources, the entrance fee is insignificant as anyone who attends one of the Scotsman’s shows will “pay with their souls”.

Women can expect to pay a reasonable fee of $40 to see the EDM star in the Nevada club, while their testicled counterparts will have to fork out a staggering $100 for the exact same privilege.

Wunderground spoke to popular TV personality and silver haired occult enthusiast Phillip Schofield earlier, “Well, as someone who is fond of the dark arts, I can tell you that it doesn’t matter how much you pay to go and see Calvin Harris play a couple of records in a nightclub because, at the end of the day, anyone who prolongs that human sized lump of haggis’s career by paying anything to see him will eventually pay with their soul.”

“It’s a well known fact on the occult scene that Harris brokered a deal with the Devil a long time ago,” continued Schofield. “How else do you think a loser from Dumfries could make it so big? He’s into the devil deeper than Hugh Grant with a cheap hooker and so is everyone else who goes to his shows. I’d be sleeping with one eye open if I’d been to a Calvin Harris show in the last ten years. Luckily for me that that isn’t an issue, I only listen to breakcore and gabber.”

Harris has so far failed to comment on the controversial ticket pricing, although his current pop-star girlfriend Taylor Swift, a known feminist campaigner, claimed that “girls deserved cheaper tickets because boys are smelly and icky”.


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