Female DJ Who Slept With Fan Labeled “Slut” By Legend DJ Who Bangs All The Birds


A female DJ who slept with a fan has been labeled a “slut” by a male DJ, who is widely regarded to as “a legend” due to his promiscuity with females who attend his shows.

English DJ James O’Reilly, a.k.a. DJ JOR, slammed DJ Sam Foxy, his fellow resident in Torquay’s premier EDM club night, Champagne and Underwear, after she admitted to sleeping with one male fan, who has now become her boyfriend, after a gig earlier this year.

“I can’t believe that fucking slut had the audacity to sleep with one of her fans,” claimed a clearly upset Mr O’Reilly earlier today. “I mean, who does she think she is? The bond between DJ and fan is sacred and should never be disrespected. Take me for example, I pretty much bang at least one bird every week, but I always make sure that they’re in the club to see the headline act, not me. I get them on the rebound after they’ve been rejected by whoever we have playing while their self esteem is low, it works out great for everyone, especially me.”

“I’d definitely never start banging my actual fans, most of them are blokes anyway and that’s definitely not a street I want to start walking down, again,” continued O’Reilly. “Sam needs to sort her shit out, I don’t care if he’s the only bloke she’s slept with in the last eight month and if they’re now in a serious relationship, she’s a fucking slut, simple as that!”

“The worst thing about is that I’ve been trying to bang here for years now and she’s constantly turned me down,” revealed O’Reilly. “I can’t believe she chose to bang that other guy over me. He’s not even a DJ, he’s got some stupid job, like a fireman or social worker or some bollocks, I bet he doesn’t even know who Martin Garrix or Avicii are, what a fucking div. Honestly they deserve each other, the pair of absolute cunts.”

According to DJ Sam Foxy, Mr O’Reilly, who recently contracted his third STI of the year, is nothing but a bitter and jealous little boy who she “wouldn’t touch with Jodie Marsh’s minge”.

“What a pathetic little loser,” scoffed Sam in response to O’Reilly’s comments. “He thinks he’s God’s gift to women but he’s really just a bitter little cretin, who can’t handle rejection and has a tiny dick, the only reason he doesn’t sleep with his fans is because he hasn’t got any. What a loser.”

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Female DJ Who Slept With Fan Labeled “Slut” By Legend DJ Who Bangs All The Birds

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