“I’ll Never Go To The Dentist Again” Claims Cat Lover Coyu


Cat Lover Coyu Dentist

Suara label boss and cat lover, Coyu, has claimed that he will never go to the dentist again after learning that Cecil the lion was shot and killed by dentist Walter Palmer.

Coyu, known affectionately as The Big Cat, has also called on his fans to boycott dentists after Palmer was exposed as the lion’s killer.

“I can’t believe a dentist would do something like this,” claimed a clearly upset Coyu earlier. “I’ll never go to see one again, I’m just so angry that this could happen. It could have been me or Nin or any other cat that that Dentist shot. I’ll never be able to trust any of them again.”

“I wont be happy until I see every dentist in the world living in the gutter,” continued Coyu, pictured above demonstrating his cat like reflexes. “So I’m asking all of my fans to please stay away from the dentist’s surgery. There are plenty of other ways to keep your teeth healthy without visiting these devils.”

“As well as brushing and flossing regularly you can go to your local veterinarian, they check cat’s and dog’s teeth all of the time so they’ll be able to check yours too,” explained The Big Cat. “You can also chew bones, which will help keep plaque to a manageable level, and there are a whole range of tartar control cat treats that are fit for human consumption.”

“We’ve been playing into the hands of the vets for too long and it’s time to put an end to it,” he added.

Reports from Spain indicate that a number of dentists have fled their homes after the DJ and producer was spotted “skulking like a cat” on a number of Barcelona rooftops, “dressed in an all black cat suit and clutching a razor sharp machete”.

Coyu categorically denies these accusations but insisted that all dentists will “get what they have coming sooner or later”.

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“I’ll Never Go To The Dentist Again” Claims Cat Lover Coyu

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