A man who was playing Pokémon Go in Ibiza last night is believed to have accidentally walked into Es Paradis.
Andrew Carter, a twenty three year old bartender from Basingstoke, England, is believed to be in a stable condition and currently recovering in DC10.
“I couldn’t believe it,” claimed one eyewitness. “The lad was just walking along, looking at his phone and not paying attention to where he was going. The poor cunt walked straight in the doors of Es Paradis and he wasn’t even being forced in by a PR like nearly everyone else who ends up going in there.”
“I know he should have been paying more attention to where he was going but he didn’t deserve that. Nobody does. I hope he’s alright.”
According to shocked Es Paradis staff, Mr Carter was one of only fifteen people to enter the club on Tuesday night.
“It was a busy night in here last night, we had fifteen people in so about three times as many as we normally have on Tuesday,” explained hostess Naomi. “There was this one poor lad who seemed to accidentally walk in while looking at his phone. He didn’t know where he was at all, he just had a look around, bought a shot a sambuca out of embarrassment and left. He probably went down the West End to find something a little less commercial.”
Pokémon Go is reportedly making over $1.6m a day since launching, while Es Paradis would need to open for almost 1.6m consecutive days to make that kind of money.
