A thirty four year old raver from Belfast, Northern Ireland, has expressed concern that he may never grow up to be a grumpy old man unless he changes his party lifestyle.
Marty McConnell, a self confessed rave addict, came to terms with his situation after realising that he “doesn’t give a flying fuck” about most of the things that are set to turn his friends into grumpy old men.
Wunderground caught up with McConnell earlier, “I just don’t know if I’ll ever grow up to be a grumpy old shite like the rest of my friends. It’s slightly worrying because I’m not sure what else I’ll do when I’m old other than moan about how things are different and they used to be better when I was younger.”
“I’m a Catholic and I’m supposed to be a republican but in all honesty I just don’t care about politics or religion,” claimed McConnell. “I’m more worried about where the after party’s at or where I’m going to get some drink at a ridiculous time in the morning, so if I can’t give out about the Brits in Northern Ireland what the fuck else am I going to give out about?”
“I don’t even watch football or support Celtic, so when I go and meet my old friends in the pub I haven’t got a clue what to be talking about,” continued a worried McConnell. “I feel so out of touch with them, they’re all having kids and getting mortgages while I’m out having fun and getting smashed, I’m just more interested in crippling myself with ket than I am with crippling myself with debt and I’m beginning to wonder if that will ever change.”
“I was talking to a friend about taking a camping trip recently, he was on about walking up mountains and being up at the crack of dawn,” continued the thirty four year old, “while I was on about festivals, drinking and being up at the crack of dawn because you haven’t been to sleep. Camping should be more sex, drugs and rock and roll but for him it was more treks, bugs and rolling rocky landscapes.”
