Online DJ Name Generator Being Sued By DJ Cuntfuck Shitpiss

An angry wedding DJ whose name was selected using the online DJ Name Generator tool has opened legal proceedings against the company after he was unhappy with the DJ name randomly chosen for him.

DJ Cuntfuck Shitpiss, real name Richard ‘Dick’ Feeling, says that he has lost both “earnings and respect” after using the name generator to pick his DJ name.

35 year old Richard, claimed that he’d been operating for years under the “Dick Feeling” DJ name and had always had a steady supply of gigs, “mostly as a novelty act or in gay bars”, but recently decided to give the DJ career a final push so elected to change his name using the generator to “something more dramatic and relevant”.

“I’d been Dick Feeling for my entire DJing career and never had a problem booking gigs,” he explained. “At the gigs I might have noticed the promoters giving unnecessary prominence to my name rather than skills, like it was a big joke. Often the promoters would laugh and giggle down the phone when booking me and asking “Will you be Dick Feeling on the night”. Sometimes a drunken crowd might get a bit boisterous and make crude jokes, or attempt to grab my genitals, or show me their genitals. But all that was okay because I was making money.”

“But since the name change there’s just no way for me to market myself. I’ve lost all my bookings, all the respect that I had built up over the years, no-one wants to go to a show featuring DJ Cuntfuck Shitpiss,” he bemoaned.

“When I entered my name into the generator I thought I’d get a cool name like Maceo Plex or one that might be a pun on my own name like Dick Jockey.”

“But with the name, DJ Cuntfuck Shitpiss, that’s obviously not the case and I’m suing DJ Name Generator because the fact of the matter is, as well as losing earnings and respect, I’m being bullied and abused,” he concluded. “In the past they’d just make dick jokes or sexually harass me as I said, but now it’s all ‘shit in his hat’ or ‘piss on his leg’. I’ve lost more trouser legs than Heather Mills from people throwing piss at me in gigs, it’s embarrassing and it’s all down to being named DJ Cuntfuck Shitpiss.”

DJ Name Generator have thus far refused to comment on the matter. More on this as we have it….