Reports from Las Vegas have emerged which claim that Dutch DJ Afrojack has become involved in an altercation with a paparazzo who it is claimed failed to recognise the superstar DJ while he was out enjoying an ice cream cone this afternoon.
A witness to the assault claims that the paparazzo was leaning against his motorcycle looking through some photos on his camera that he had just taken of washed up former child star Dustin Diamond from Saved By The Bell when the 6 ft 7 in Afrojack approached and asked the paparazzo why he wasn’t taking his picture.
“Afrojack prodded him on the arm and asked ‘aren’t you going to take my picture?'” explained the witness, who claims she only recognised the DJ through his association with Paris Hilton. “The paparazzo looked him up and down and asked ‘why would I take your picture? Who are you?'”
“Afrojack angrily responded ‘I’m Afrojack’ and threw his ice cream cone to the ground aggressively,” continued the witness. “The increasingly annoyed paparazzo then asked ‘who’ and at that word Afrojack just totally lost it.”
The witness claims that Afrojack threw a weak punch at the paparazzo and knocked his camera to the ground smashing it, but that the paparazzo was able to fight the DJ off with a swift kick to the balls before grabbing Afrojack in a headlock with “embarrassing ease”.
“It must have been quite mortifying for Afrojack,” continued the witness who says that within seconds of Afrojack instigating the assault the paparazzo had responded with the crippling strike to the groin as well as several punches to the head before incapacitating the DJ in a headlock. “It was at that point that the paparazzo forced Afrojack’s tear streaked face into the ice cream he had dropped moments earlier and made the DJ eat the dirt covered melted ice cream straight from the ground.”
The witness claims that after the paparazzo made a crying Afrojack eat all of the ice cream he let him up only to discover that the Dutch DJ had a large urine stain all down the front of his trousers from where he had wet himself with fright.
“The moment the paparazzo let him up Afrojack turned and ran as fast as he could back in the direction of his hotel room while sobbing loudly,” added the witness. “I don’t think he’ll want to be recognised by the paparazzi ever again.”
