A vulnerable mother of six has today revealed that she has been left pregnant after EDM viciously raped her ear holes.
Former EDM fan, Anna Cox (26), claims the incident happened at Ultra Music Festival, Miami, earlier this year.
Miss. Cox explains her ordeal, “I started to get into EDM last summer after trying some Molly at a party in my best friend’s trailer. It seemed like so much fun at first, I never imagined something like this happening.”
“I wanted to completely submerge myself in the EDM scene so I decided to go to Ultra,” explained Miss. Cox while breast feeding her four year old son. “I’ve practically been pregnant my entire adult life so this was the first chance I had to go to a festival and enjoy myself.”
“I was having a great time and I really caned the Molly for the first two nights so I decided I wouldn’t take any drugs on the Sunday,” she continued. “I though I’d go and see David Guetta and enjoy the music but instead my ears….my ears were viciously raped by EDM,” she added while fighting back tears.
“It was so horrible. My poor ears were defenceless without any molly. Track after track the EDM pummeled my ear holes passing me from one evil ear-raping track to the next like a piece of meat,” she painfully recounted. “I’ll never listen to EDM again.”
“I tried to cover my ears, I even made ear plugs out of cigarette butts but the sound system was just too good,” admitted Miss. Cox while frantically poking in her ear with a cotton bud. “By the end of the hour long, pre-recorded set I was left a shivering mess on the ground.”
“Now I’m pregnant again. Some people have said that it couldn’t be the EDM’s child but I’m fifty percent sure that I didn’t have sex with any guys at the festival,” she hesitantly revealed, “and I’ve been having sex since I was twelve so I’m pretty sure I know how it works.”
“It’s not the first time I’ve been pregnant without being sure who the father is,” she honestly admitted, “but I really don’t know what I’ll do if I have an EDM baby. I just don’t think I could live with the constant reminder of how sick and evil that music really is.”
