A young party goer has been left in a severely frustrated state after completely forgetting what it was he was talking about.
Steven Hynds (26), was celebrating the Mayday bank holiday weekend at a party in a friend’s house when the incident happened. Hynds is believed to have taken a cocktail of drink and drugs before suffering the temporary bout of amnesia.
Stacy Smith, an eye witness, described the episode as “terrifying” claiming that if “Steven can forget what he was talking about then anybody can.”
“He was fine one minute, just sitting there talking away, randomly contorting his jaw and rolling his eyes back into his head,” claimed the clearly shook on looker, “and then the next minute he just totally forgot what it was he was talking about.”
“At first some people started to laugh but it soon became clear that he had been talking about something really important and profound, like whether or not dolphins suffer from tooth ache,” continued the brave witness. “It was really hard to watch and actually quite terrifying.”
“The harder he tried to remember what he was talking about the further it went from his mind,” explained Stacey. “Then eventually he just said ‘Fuck this I’m going home’ and stormed out the room. That was the last I seen of him. I really hope he’s OK.”
Unconfirmed reports suggest that Steven returned to the party shortly after leaving, after forgetting where it was that he was going.
This is from The Limmy show, it didn’t actually happen.