“Thank Fuck Geordie Shore Is Over Again” Says Almost Everybody

The entire world, apart from a small group of degenerates, are today celebrating after the latest series of Geordie Shore came to a close last night.

Geordie Shore, which has been described as “the bowel cancer of TV shows”, has been running since 2011 when MTV producers left a trail of half eaten kebabs from Newcastle’s Florita’s Miami Bar to a nearby TV studio and managed to capture eight unsuspecting idiots in the process.

The producers were then able to convince the idiots to make the car crash TV series by paying them in blue WKD, tanning vouchers and an all you can eat buffet at Turkish Palace Kebab House.

The idiots have shared insults, blows and numerous STIs over a staggering eight series since the show’s inception just over three years ago and, despite rumours of the show finally coming to a close last year and the fact that it’s totally shit, it seems to be going from strength to strength and appears to be a mainstay on MTV over the coming years.

Last night’s series finale means that thousands of people who have been forced to watch the show, by wives, girlfriends, boyfriends and mothers amongst other idiots, can now enjoy a prolonged period of respite from the loud and obnoxious cast members.

Mike Swan, who has been unfortunate enough to have watched at least four episodes of the latest season, caught up with Wunderground earlier, “I am so glad it’s finished! Tuesday nights have just been a total nightmare. Although the series only went on for eight weeks it felt like it went on for about eight fucking years.”

“I was definitely tricked into watching it by my other half,” claimed Mr. Swan. “She told me that it was really funny and full of fit birds getting their tits out. Well it was about as funny as pushing a lump of hot coal down your dick hole, the birds were all mingers and they didn’t even get their tits out once!”

“If I wanted to watch a load of idiots getting drunk, shouting abuse at people and starting fights I’d have gone and watched a Millwall match,” he continued angrily, “at least that way I wouldn’t have had to sit through advertisement breaks every twelve minutes.”

Geordie Shore fans all over the world are set to offset the disappointment of the series finale by descending on weekly teenage discos, where they will be able to watch irresponsible drinking, fighting and girls getting fingered until the show returns next year.