A shit talking stoner hippy has annoyed everyone at a house party by continuously claiming that he once rolled a joint so big that he had to use sixty skins.
According to party goers, the stoner, described as a “crusty cretin”, was moving around groups of people smoking weed at the party, striking up conversation by say things like “is that ganja?” or “smells like Jamaican woodbine over here”.
“As soon as he’d arbitrarily started up a conversation he’d kick straight into the ‘I once rolled a sixty skinner in India’ speel,” explained house owner Simon Ruddock. “You could tell he was full of shit and just trying to get himself a toke. At one stage I passed him a spliff just to shut him up.”
Pothead Aaron Hanson, who unlike his counterpart doesn’t think that talking up how much drugs you’ve done is cool or risque, also spoke about the irritating house guest, “Who wants to smoke a spliff that’s made out of sixty skins? I only roll joints with silver king size Rizlas and I do them backward and inside out to use the minimum amount of paper.”
“You may as well be smoking a Sunday paper,” continued Hanson. “How many trees would have to be killed to make sixty skins? What kind of hippy would want to do that? A showing-off, moron, cunt of a hippy, that’s what kind.”
“He should have rolled a normal spliff instead of doing a sixty skinner and he might have had a bit of weed left to roll a joint at the party,” he added. “The scabby, tie-dyed t-shirt wearing bastard.”
The hippy was later thrown out of the party after trying to start a drum circle using pots and pans from Mr. Ruddock’s kitchen and hasn’t been seen since.
