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Man On Pills Manages To Piss After Only Two Hours Of Standing Quietly Over Toilet

Man On Pills Manages To Piss After Only Two Hours Of Standing Quietly Over Toilet

A young man on ecstasy has finally managed to urinate after spending a mere two hours hovering above the toilet, quietly willing the piss to seep out of his contracted bladder.

David Urial, who would normally take anywhere between 6 and 8 hours of gentle coaxing to force piss from his cock, reportedly managed to urinate in record time by using some novel methods.

“I did all the usuals to force the piss, locked the door, breathed calmly, turned on the tap to a gentle trickle and imagined the urine coming out,” he explained, a sheen of exertion sweat on his brow from the concentration required to piss while on pills. “None of that worked so I tried to gently rest my balls in a bowl full of warm water to mimic the piss, I pissed almost immediately, 45 minutes later.”

Describing the piss as “the best one I’ve ever had on pills – basically an orgasm compared to a normal piss” David claims it lasted for a good four minutes and ensures that he’ll be able to party on, piss-free for a good 6 hours before needing to go through the ordeal again.

“I’d usually spend most of the party fidgeting with a full bladder which I’d be unable to empty but I managed to knock it out in under 2 hours, which is good going,” he concluded. “So in the weekend of partying that’s only 8 hours of standing above a toilet, in the quiet, willing with every fiber of my urethra for a tiny squeeze of wee.”

“Was well worth it though,” he concluded. “With that kind of speed the wank I’m going to have later should be knocked out in about a day and a half.”

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