The Ministry of Sound was kicked out of the Ministry of Sound last night for over exuberantly celebrating the Ministry of Sound’s twenty fourth birthday.
According to reports, security was called to the London club’s VIP area shortly after midnight when a number of patrons reported excessive twerking, inappropriate grinding and some mild nudity.
“I’ve been coming to the Ministry of Sound for about fifteen of the last twenty four years,” claimed witness Tamara Jones, “and I’ve never seen anything quite like that before. If I’d wanted to see carry on like that I’d have gone to Fabric. You really do expect a little better from the Ministry of Sound.”
“One minute everything was going fine and then Derrick May came into the VIP section and things took a sharp turn for the worse,” continued Ms. Jones, a thirty three year old VIP area cling on. “He started dancing very provocatively, he was dropping it like it was hot, shaking it like a polaroid picture and just generally bringing all the boys to the yard and before I got a chance to join in with him, like I normally would when a DJ dances in my vicinity, the entire Ministry of Sound started dancing with him.”
Chief of Security, Ivor Strickland, claimed that when the Ministry of Sound started to dance the entire building started to shake and he and his staff had no choice but to eject the club from the club.
“It was definitely a safety decision,” explained Strickland earlier. “At first we thought it was some sort of earthquake but then we seen the club twerking on the security cameras. The structural integrity of the whole building was compromised so we had no choice but to ask the club to leave. In fairness they went without a fuss, we told them they weren’t barred and that we hoped, in fact we insisted, they’d be back tomorrow.”
According to reports from within the club, once the Ministry of Sound was removed from the building the atmosphere and vibe seemed to noticeably drop as there was nothing left but a big empty building.
Meanwhile, one lucky flat owner in London’s Soho area was lucky enough to invite the entire club back to his apartment where the after party is believed to have gone on into the early hours of this morning.
