The mystery surrounding the origin of Berlin based electronic music producer Wankelmut’s name has been solved after the artist was allegedly arrested for wanking a dog late last night.
According to witness reports, Wankelmut, real name Jacob Dilßner was caught red handed with a fully grown Cocker Spaniel’s erect penis in his hand.
Bettina Schmidt claims to have informed police after discovering the act of public beatiality shortly after eleven o’clcok last night, “I was walking home from my friend’s house when I heard a dog whimpering and some rustling in a nearby bush. I was worried that there was an injured animal in the bush so I went over to investigate it further.”
“To my horror, it wasn’t an injured dog at all, it was a man jerking off a Cocker Spaniel,” recounted a disgusted Ms. Schmidt. “Berlin is a very open minded city, particularly when it comes to sexuality, but public beasteality is a step too far and, to make things worse, the dog didn’t even look like he was enjoying himself.”
Bettina continued, “After I disturbed him, the man, who was doing the mutt wanking, ran off down the street, leaving the poor dog confused and unfinished. I rang the police and within minutes they had arrived and taken the dog into custody.”
The dog in question, Bruno, was reported missing by his owners, Fritz and Annita Haase, early yesterday morning.
“We’re just glad he’s safe,” claimed Fritz earlier. “We’ve been scrubbing him all day trying to wash away the shame we’re feeling on his behalf, another couple of hours in the tub and he should be fine. After that we’ll take him for a long walk and let him look at some bitches.”
Police reports indicate that a man, with traces of dog semen on his hands, matching Wankelmut’s appearance was arrested a short distance from where the disturbance was reported, the DJ is yet to comment.
